Don’t they? So why is it, then, that I’ve said the following things lately?
- You don’t put a key up your nose!
- Why did you just try & put a rock in my ear?
- Why did you take his diaper off?
- Where is his diaper?
- Why do you smell like daddy’s deodorant?
- WHO PUT THE KEYS IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL???? (luckily they weren’t my keys, but rather a set that I have no clue what they go to & have been in our junk drawer for years.)
- Why is Carter wearing mascara?
- What are you eating? WHAT ARE YOU EATING????
- Why did you just run in here, unprompted, and say “I’m sorry”?
- Why is the bathroom floor covered in water?
- Why do you have butt paste all over your face?
- Where did you get that candy from?
- WHY IS THERE MILK ALL OVER MY FLOOR?
- Oh my god…what did you eat yesterday?
- How many times do I have to tell you? You MAY NOT GO OUTSIDE NAKED. GET IN HERE.
- Carter, when will you learn that those things are sensitive & that someday, in the very distant future, I’d really like to have grandkids?
- Carter, why do you have daddy’s teeth (night guard) in your mouth?
- No, Claire, your panties are not “just like pockets” so take the (camera, Little People, magic wand, remote, etc) out of them.
- Uh, what did you just wipe on me?
- How did you get the mattress off of your bed?
- Why did you think it would be a good idea to color my walls with chalk?
- Yeah, see that look on Carter’s face? I don’t really think he likes you sitting on him.
- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT KNIFE???
- Stop climbing in the dishwasher.
- Why did you just put your Barbie in the freezer?
- What did you just say? What does that even mean?
- Carter, why are you wearing my underwear?
- Carter, why are you wearing Claire’s underwear?
- Carter, where did you get that wet rag?
- Carter, why are you standing IN the toilet?
- I know it’s fun to watch the clothes spin in the dryer, but no, you may not get in there & try to spin.
- I don’t care what he did, locking him in the closet is not appropriate.
Ahh, the joys of children. They do all that and then one thing comes along that wipes the slate clean for the next 32 things you find yourself saying to them.
I’m laughing so hard, I’m WHEEZING. ❤
Good times. Around here, Oscar has taken to locking Miles in the dog crate. They certainly keep things interesting.
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA – I don’t know what’s my favorite. I think I peed a little from laughing so hard.
#7!!!! rocks 🙂
You sound like a whiney little kid in your posts. I am sure your kids do ALL those things to get your ass off the computer and on to paying attention to them. Kids do things FOR attention and with that LONG list, sounds like they have PLENTY of time to do things to get your attention. Maybe you need to ask your ‘sugar daddy’ for a nanny, since his lazy wife can’t seem to get off her toosh and watch the kids herself. Geez!
Did you fall off the bloggy planet?